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Morphettville: Morphettville

2nd April 2022

Track walked at 1pm Thursday, 31 March 2022

Winning Post-1800m: Some minor marking in lanes 1 and 2 but it's not a section that really impacts the results. Coverage is good, enough give in it. Walked a '4'.

1800m-1200m: Incredibly clean section here. Absolutely no marking to speak of. Coverage is very good, great pad of grass. Couldn't be in better condition.

1200m-800m: Slightly more fill in lane 1 but it's not only minor wear. I felt it was a little more consistent ground in lane 3 and just beyond but it's not drastically different and certainly not expecting them to race off the fence in this section. I'm predicting that sitting wide won't be the usual negative. Coverage is good, walked a '4'.

800m-400m: Similar to the previous section, I thought there was a little more wear against the fence than in those wider lanes. The surface is still in really good condition though and won't surprise me to see horses still win from those inside lanes.

400m-Winning Post: As they've fanned wider in previous meetings I think the wear I spoke of spreads out into lane 2 in the straight. It's not significant wear, the discrepancy is more a result of the wider lanes being in pristine condition. I thought out a few lanes walked like very nice and even ground and won't surprise me to see plenty of winners out there.

Verdict: The last time we raced on the course proper the rail was in the 3m position from the 1200m, true the remainder. So with the rail now in the 6m position everywhere the wear is only evident from the 1200m to the post, and even then only really exists across the inside lane or two and is minor. I'm predicting the track to race well but have a leaning to horses that will be sitting off the fence. That would ordinarily favour swoopers but given there's a stiff south-easterly forecast it might mean the on-pacers stick on well in the sprint races. I certainly wouldn't be penalising horses drawn wide. Coverage is good and I'm expecting it to be a Good 4.

Rail details +6m Entire; Sectional 608m
Track type Turf
Penetrometer 5.47
Nominations close Mon 28 Mar 22 12:00PM ACDT
Weights last published Tue 29 Mar 22 12:00AM ACDT
Acceptances must be declared before Wed 30 Mar 22 9:00AM ACDT
Riders must be declared before Wed 30 Mar 22 12:00PM ACDT

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5. GH Mumm Handicap 1200m, 2:37pm

Total prize pool: $54,750

1st: $29,100, 2nd: $9,675, 3rd: $4,425, 4th: $2,850, 5th: $2,325

BenchMark 68 (BM68), Handicap (Hcp), Three-Years-Old (3Y), Rating Based (RTG), Apprentices can claim.

Field Limit: 16 + 4 EM

results

Fin Name Barrier Weight Margin Starting price Time More info
1
J: Jake Toeroek T: Richard & Chantelle Jolly
9 57.0 0.0 $8 01:11.040
  • Jockey

    Jake Toeroek

  • Trainer

    Richard & Chantelle Jolly

  • Barrier

    9

  • Weight

    57.0

  • Starting price

    -

  • Age

    5YO

  • Colour

    bay

  • Gender

    Mare

  • Status

    Active

  • Ballot Seq

    8

  • Prize

    $57,415

  • Racing colours

    Blue, Pink Fleur De Lys, Yellow Sleeves

  • Owners

    Mrs R Koch

  • Breeding info

    DAM: Megawatt
    SIRE: Astern

  • Career

    7:1-1-2

  • 1st up

    3:1-1-0

  • 2nd up

    3:0-0-2

  • Track

    2:0-0-0

  • Dist

    4:1-1-0

  • Trk/Dst

    2:0-0-0

  • Firm

    0:0-0-0

  • Good

    3:0-1-1

  • Soft

    4:1-0-1

  • Heavy

    0:0-0-0

Recent form

Video Pos Venue Date Dist Cond Race Prize Jockey WT Bar RTG Result
3rd / 9 MRPK 26/03/2022 1000 Good BM60 3265 Jake Toeroek 58 2 62
  • 1 Aston Rapova
  • 2 Three Tears
7th / 7 MORP 14/03/2022 1200 Good 3Y HCP 1275 Jake Toeroek 55 1 64
  • 1 Mac 'N' Cheese
  • 2 Hopon Harry
1st / 8 MRPK 24/02/2022 1000 Good 3Y-TRL - Jake Toeroek - - -
  • 2 Sweet Ginger
  • 3 Valhalla Fella
9th / 13 FLEM 04/11/2021 1400 Soft DESIRABLE STKS - Jye McNeil 56 6 65
  • 1 Espiona
  • 2 Star Of Chaos
5th / 9 MORP 16/10/2021 1200 Soft 3YO BM75 4225 Karl Zechner 54 4 64
  • 1 Philonize
  • 2 Magic Max
2
J: Lachlan Neindorf (a2/53kg) T: Gordon Richards & Damien Moyle
1 59.0 (cd 57.0kg) 0.1 $15 01:11.050
  • Jockey

    Lachlan Neindorf

  • Trainer

    Gordon Richards & Damien Moyle

  • Barrier

    1

  • Weight

    59.0

  • Starting price

    -

  • Age

    5YO

  • Colour

    chestnut

  • Gender

    Gelding

  • Status

    Active

  • J WT

    53.0kg

  • Ballot Seq

    7

  • Prize

    $105,915

  • Racing colours

    Royal Blue, Green Diagonal Stripes, White Diamond Striped Sleeves, White Cap

  • Owners

    D G Bascomb, J R Bascomb, Mrs A C Bascomb, I E Dahlitz, T M Seal, G J Fitzgerald, Mrs D Henderson, P A Treloar, Mrs S A Redden, K J Burgess, J A Indraratne, M G Bradbrook, R Burgess & J Redden

  • Breeding info

    DAM: Jaalippy
    SIRE: Zebedee

  • Career

    10:1-2-4

  • 1st up

    3:0-1-2

  • 2nd up

    3:0-1-1

  • Track

    4:1-0-1

  • Dist

    4:0-1-1

  • Trk/Dst

    3:0-0-1

  • Firm

    0:0-0-0

  • Good

    7:1-1-3

  • Soft

    3:0-1-1

  • Heavy

    0:0-0-0

Recent form

Video Pos Venue Date Dist Cond Race Prize Jockey WT Bar RTG Result
4th / 9 MRPK 19/03/2022 1000 Good CL1 2125 Ms Laura Lafferty 56 9 62
  • 1 Daring Move
  • 2 May's West
6th / 7 MORP 14/03/2022 1200 Good 3Y HCP 1275 Will Price 55 4 63
  • 1 Mac 'N' Cheese
  • 2 Hopon Harry
1st / 14 MORP 26/02/2022 1100 Good MDN-SW 21125 Lachlan Neindorf 55 5 -
  • 2 Courageous Hearts
  • 3 Lord Luker (IRE)
3rd / 13 MORP 12/02/2022 1200 Good MDN-SW 3265 Lachlan Neindorf 55 10 -
  • 1 Samesyn
  • 2 Lockdown Sally
3rd / 9 MUBR 02/02/2022 1000 Good 3UP MDN-SW 2225 Ms Stacey Metcalfe 57 3 -
  • 1 Brazano
  • 2 Street Swagger
3
J: Ms Jessica Eaton T: Leon Macdonald & Andrew Gluyas
4 59.5 1.2 $1.85F 01:11.240
  • Jockey

    Ms Jessica Eaton

  • Trainer

    Leon Macdonald & Andrew Gluyas

  • Barrier

    4

  • Weight

    59.5

  • Starting price

    -

  • Age

    5YO

  • Colour

    bay

  • Gender

    Gelding

  • Status

    Active

  • J WT

    50.0kg

  • Ballot Seq

    5

  • Prize

    $77,510

  • Racing colours

    Navy, White Southern Cross, Navy, Red And White Striped Sleeves, Red Cap

  • Owners

    B H Perks, Ms A Clough, H S Perks, Miss T N Perks, J A Perks & N J Briggs

  • Breeding info

    DAM: Languid
    SIRE: Rebel Raider

  • Career

    5:1-1-1

  • 1st up

    2:0-1-0

  • 2nd up

    1:0-0-1

  • Track

    3:0-1-1

  • Dist

    4:1-1-1

  • Trk/Dst

    3:0-1-1

  • Firm

    0:0-0-0

  • Good

    3:1-1-1

  • Soft

    2:0-0-0

  • Heavy

    0:0-0-0

Recent form

Video Pos Venue Date Dist Cond Race Prize Jockey WT Bar RTG Result
2nd / 7 MORP 14/03/2022 1200 Good 3Y HCP 9675 Ms Teagan Voorham 54 7 62
  • 1 Mac 'N' Cheese
  • 3 Suricate
2nd / 7 BKVA 03/03/2022 1000 Good 3Y-Trl - Ms Teagan Voorham - - -
  • 1 Last Girl Love
  • 3 Gosden
4th / 9 MORP 16/10/2021 1200 Soft 3YO BM75 5225 Ms Teagan Voorham 52 1 61
  • 1 Philonize
  • 2 Magic Max
1st / 3 MRPK 02/10/2021 1250 Good 3YO BM66 29100 Ms Teagan Voorham 54 1 57
  • 2 Somewatt Fabulous
  • 3 Tavikat (NZ)
3rd / 14 MORP 18/09/2021 1200 Good 3UP MDN-SW 3265 Jason Holder 56 12 -
  • 1 Ballynora
  • 2 Italian Viking
3
J: Ryan Hurdle T: Gordon Richards & Damien Moyle
5 59.0 1.2 $5.50 01:11.240
  • Jockey

    Ryan Hurdle

  • Trainer

    Gordon Richards & Damien Moyle

  • Barrier

    5

  • Weight

    59.0

  • Starting price

    -

  • Age

    5YO

  • Colour

    brown

  • Gender

    Gelding

  • Status

    Active

  • J WT

    54.0kg

  • Ballot Seq

    6

  • Prize

    $134,800

  • Racing colours

    Grey, Pink Hooped Sleeves And Cap

  • Owners

    A E Golja, Mrs V K Golja, M Krzeminski, D R Gardiner, K A Benger, Mrs B J Benger, T Hacking, Mrs V J Coleman, R D Coleman, B J Fewster, Mrs K J Fewster, S A Cameron, Mrs M K Lewis, Mrs N K Ranger, Ms J Heaney, P J Ninnis, Mrs P C Southern - Ninnis, D R Ward, Ms S Mackey & Summerset Park Stud

  • Breeding info

    DAM: Zaraya Rose
    SIRE: Valentia

  • Career

    9:2-0-0

  • 1st up

    4:2-0-0

  • 2nd up

    2:0-0-0

  • Track

    4:0-0-0

  • Dist

    4:0-0-0

  • Trk/Dst

    4:0-0-0

  • Firm

    0:0-0-0

  • Good

    7:1-0-0

  • Soft

    2:1-0-0

  • Heavy

    0:0-0-0

Recent form

Video Pos Venue Date Dist Cond Race Prize Jockey WT Bar RTG Result
5th / 7 MORP 14/03/2022 1200 Good 3Y HCP 2325 Ryan Hurdle 57 5 63
  • 1 Mac 'N' Cheese
  • 2 Hopon Harry
13th / 14 FLEM 02/11/2021 1800 Good CONNOISSEUR - Luke Currie 57 8 64
  • 1 Spirit Of Gaylard (NZ)
  • 2 Blushing Tycoon
13th / 15 CAUL 09/10/2021 1600 Good CAUL GUINEAS - Jordan Childs 57 4 65
  • 1 Anamoe
  • 2 Captivant
4th / 10 SANH 25/09/2021 1400 Good 3YC&G HCP 6500 Jordan Childs 56 4 66
  • 1 Extreme Flight
  • 2 Prix De Turn (NZ)
4th / 7 MORP 11/09/2021 1200 Good 3YO BM64 2350 Ryan Hurdle 61 6 65
  • 1 Manhatten Times
  • 2 Eagle Hawk Star
5
J: Barend Vorster T: Dan Clarken & Oopy MacGillivray
2 55.0 3.8 $14 01:11.640
  • Jockey

    Barend Vorster

  • Trainer

    Dan Clarken & Oopy MacGillivray

  • Barrier

    2

  • Weight

    55.0

  • Starting price

    -

  • Age

    5YO

  • Colour

    chestnut

  • Gender

    Mare

  • Status

    Active

  • Ballot Seq

    11

  • Prize

    $20,195

  • Racing colours

    Lime Green

  • Owners

    D G Peacock, Mrs P M Loxton, Mrs K D Appleton, V A Lianos, Ms L Yialas, D S Marshall, Mrs W A Marshall, Dr M J Edwards, D L Field, Dr R L De Ross, J M Sullivan, Mrs F J Sullivan, T J Sullivan, Mrs C D Sullivan, P J Francis, S M Frederick, B A Keys, Mrs J F Keys & Terrace No 3

  • Breeding info

    DAM: Maybe Discreet
    SIRE: Exceed And Excel

  • Career

    4:1-0-0

  • 1st up

    1:0-0-0

  • 2nd up

    1:0-0-0

  • Track

    1:0-0-0

  • Dist

    0:0-0-0

  • Trk/Dst

    0:0-0-0

  • Firm

    0:0-0-0

  • Good

    3:1-0-0

  • Soft

    1:0-0-0

  • Heavy

    0:0-0-0

Recent form

Video Pos Venue Date Dist Cond Race Prize Jockey WT Bar RTG Result
1st / 14 MUBR 27/03/2022 900 Good 3UP MDN-SW 10625 Ben Price 54 2 -
  • 2 Squeaky Gate
  • 3 Gifted Miss
8th / 10 MRPK 12/03/2022 1000 Good 3YO Cl1-SW 985 Ms Alana Kelly 52 10 -
  • 1 Magic Max
  • 2 Barbaline
11th / 14 MORP 26/02/2022 1100 Good MDN-SW - Ms Kayla Crowther 55 12 -
  • 1 Jaazeb
  • 2 Courageous Hearts
9th / 12 GAWL 22/01/2022 1100 Soft 3YO MDN-SW 985 Jason Holder 56 8 -
  • 1 Kolokar (NZ)
  • 2 Lockdown Sally
5th / 10 SBYN 30/12/2021 1000 Good 3Y-TRL - Ms Kayla Crowther - - -
  • 1 Prince Jofra
  • 2 Petra's Girl
6
J: Thomas Stockdale (a2/54kg) T: Michael Hickmott
8 57.0 (cd 55.0kg) 4.1 $7.50 01:11.700
  • Jockey

    Thomas Stockdale

  • Trainer

    Michael Hickmott

  • Barrier

    8

  • Weight

    57.0

  • Starting price

    -

  • Age

    5YO

  • Colour

    bay

  • Gender

    Filly

  • Status

    Active

  • J WT

    54.0kg

  • Ballot Seq

    13

  • Prize

    $54,656

  • Racing colours

    Navy Blue, White Epaulettes And Pom Pom

  • Owners

    D L Monnery & C M Cullen

  • Breeding info

    DAM: Medrano
    SIRE: Belardo

  • Career

    10:0-3-1

  • 1st up

    4:0-1-1

  • 2nd up

    4:0-1-0

  • Track

    1:0-0-0

  • Dist

    5:0-1-1

  • Trk/Dst

    1:0-0-0

  • Firm

    0:0-0-0

  • Good

    4:0-1-0

  • Soft

    5:0-2-1

  • Heavy

    1:0-0-0

Recent form

Video Pos Venue Date Dist Cond Race Prize Jockey WT Bar RTG Result
5th / 7 MRPK 19/02/2022 1300 Good 3YO BM66 2325 Ms Jessica Eaton 57 3 63
  • 1 Starsongari
  • 2 Strike Eagle
4th / 13 MORP 12/02/2022 1200 Good MDN-SW 2125 Ms Jessica Eaton 55 9 -
  • 1 Samesyn
  • 2 Lockdown Sally
2nd / 8 MRPK 24/01/2022 1000 Soft 3Y-TRL - Ms Jessica Eaton - - -
  • 1 Madam Furphy
  • 3 Harleymoven
2nd / 10 TE R 01/10/2021 1400 Soft 3Y MDN-SW 2527 Ms Danielle Johnson 56 6 -
  • 1 Marchand (NZ)
  • 3 Gwithian Bay (NZ)
5th / 15 HAST 18/09/2021 1200 Soft GOLD TRAIL 1872 Ms Samantha Collett 57 9 -
  • 1 Bellacontte (NZ)
  • 2 Mustang Valley (NZ)
7
J: Ms Lizzie Annells (a3/49kg) T: Byron J Cozamanis
3 56.0 (cd 53.0kg) 4.6 $91 01:11.770
  • Jockey

    Ms Lizzie Annells

  • Trainer

    Byron J Cozamanis

  • Barrier

    3

  • Weight

    56.0

  • Starting price

    -

  • Age

    5YO

  • Colour

    bay or brown

  • Gender

    Gelding

  • Status

    Active

  • J WT

    49.0kg

  • Ballot Seq

    12

  • Prize

    $40,000

  • Racing colours

    Orange, Black Sash, Black Cap

  • Owners

    B J Cozamanis & Mrs M Cozamanis

  • Breeding info

    DAM: Orientation
    SIRE: Barbados

  • Career

    9:1-1-2

  • 1st up

    2:0-0-0

  • 2nd up

    1:0-0-1

  • Track

    1:0-0-0

  • Dist

    6:1-1-1

  • Trk/Dst

    1:0-0-0

  • Firm

    0:0-0-0

  • Good

    9:1-1-2

  • Soft

    0:0-0-0

  • Heavy

    0:0-0-0

Recent form

Video Pos Venue Date Dist Cond Race Prize Jockey WT Bar RTG Result
4th / 12 PT L 04/03/2022 1210 Good 3YO BM60 1825 Ben Price 58 11 58
  • 1 Strawberry Swing
  • 2 Day For It (NZ)
3rd / 9 PT L 20/02/2022 1210 Good 3YO BM62 2225 Ben Price 58 9 58
  • 1 Day For It (NZ)
  • 2 Kurimuzon
4th / 5 MORP 29/01/2022 1200 Good 3YO BM62 2350 Ben Price 54 2 56
  • 1 Fox Gem
  • 2 Samesyn
4th / 6 PT L 21/01/2022 1000 Good 3YO BM60 1825 Dylan Caboche 60 1 59
  • 1 Zakybree
  • 2 Kova
2nd / 5 PT L 31/12/2021 1210 Good 3YO BM60 3825 Ms Kayla Crowther 60 2 58
  • 1 Kurimuzon
  • 3 Rowdy Diva
8
J: Ms Sophie Logan (a2/50kg) T: Jackie Stoetzer
6 58.0 (cd 56.0kg) 8.2 $51 01:12.340
  • Jockey

    Ms Sophie Logan

  • Trainer

    Jackie Stoetzer

  • Barrier

    6

  • Weight

    58.0

  • Starting price

    -

  • Age

    5YO

  • Colour

    chestnut

  • Gender

    Mare

  • Status

    Active

  • J WT

    50.5kg

  • Ballot Seq

    2

  • Prize

    $79,670

  • Racing colours

    Black, White Stars, Hooped Sleeves, White Cap

  • Owners

    S Goldsmith, Mrs E A Goldsmith, Mrs L M Warner, A C Warner, Mrs J M Skinner, C D Skinner, Mrs T J Dahlitz, I E Dahlitz & Miss R E Warner

  • Breeding info

    DAM: Kascata
    SIRE: Xtravagant

  • Career

    15:4-1-3

  • 1st up

    1:0-0-0

  • 2nd up

    1:0-1-0

  • Track

    0:0-0-0

  • Dist

    6:1-0-1

  • Trk/Dst

    0:0-0-0

  • Firm

    0:0-0-0

  • Good

    9:4-0-0

  • Soft

    2:0-0-2

  • Heavy

    4:0-1-1

Recent form

Video Pos Venue Date Dist Cond Race Prize Jockey WT Bar RTG Result
6th / 8 PT L 20/03/2022 1210 Good BM78 675 Ms Stacey Callow 53 4 68
  • 1 Centrefield
  • 2 Messerschmitt
1st / 12 PT L 04/03/2022 1210 Good 3YO BM60 10625 Ms Stacey Callow 57 9 64
  • 2 Day For It (NZ)
  • 3 Boolcunda King
4th / 9 PT L 20/02/2022 1210 Good 3YO BM62 1825 Ms Stacey Callow 57 5 64
  • 1 Day For It (NZ)
  • 2 Kurimuzon
1st / 6 COR 28/12/2021 1300 Good CL2 12280 Michael Travers 55 2 57
  • 2 Redollix
  • 3 Mystic Flame
1st / 12 COR 16/12/2021 900 Good CL1 12280 Michael Travers 55 1 50
  • 2 Shadow of Pylon
  • 3 Wonderful Phrase
9
J: Justin Potter T: Liz Faust
7 57.0 29.1 $101 01:15.700
  • Jockey

    Justin Potter

  • Trainer

    Liz Faust

  • Barrier

    7

  • Weight

    57.0

  • Starting price

    -

  • Age

    5YO

  • Colour

    bay

  • Gender

    Gelding

  • Status

    Active

  • J WT

    51.0kg

  • Ballot Seq

    10

  • Gear changes

    Blinkers AGAIN, Cross-over Nose Band AGAIN

  • Prize

    $34,685

  • Racing colours

    Pink, Black Shamrock, Striped Sleeves, Quartered Cap

  • Owners

    Ms E A Faust, M A Faust & Miss A Wallace

  • Breeding info

    DAM: Agribiz
    SIRE: Rommel

  • Career

    6:1-0-2

  • 1st up

    3:0-0-1

  • 2nd up

    1:1-0-0

  • Track

    0:0-0-0

  • Dist

    1:0-0-0

  • Trk/Dst

    0:0-0-0

  • Firm

    0:0-0-0

  • Good

    5:1-0-2

  • Soft

    1:0-0-0

  • Heavy

    0:0-0-0

Recent form

Video Pos Venue Date Dist Cond Race Prize Jockey WT Bar RTG Result
10th / 10 MRPK 12/03/2022 1000 Good 3YO Cl1-SW 985 Paul Gatt 58 1 60
  • 1 Magic Max
  • 2 Barbaline
6th / 7 LARK 15/11/2021 950 Good 3UP-TRL 0-71 - Ms Jessica Houston - - -
  • 1 Ginger Senorita
  • 2 Blow Me Out
7th / 8 BLMT 25/10/2021 1000 Soft 3UP 0-71-TRL - Ms Jessica Houston - - 61
  • 1 Written Matter
  • 2 Wednesday
8th / 9 BLMT 11/10/2021 1000 Good 3UP 0-71-TRL - Ms Jessica Houston - - 61
  • 1 Crash Hat Lady
  • 2 Spillinova
4th / 8 BLMT 29/05/2021 1200 Soft 2YO SWP 2800 Chris Parnham 56 6 62
  • 1 Ain't No Other Man
  • 2 Probity
-
J: Paul Gatt T: Scott Westover
- 58.5 - - -
  • Jockey

    Paul Gatt

  • Trainer

    Scott Westover

  • -

  • Weight

    58.5

  • Age

    5YO

  • Colour

    bay

  • Gender

    Gelding

  • Status

    Active

  • J WT

    53.0kg

  • Ballot Seq

    9

  • Prize

    $32,935

  • Racing colours

    Royal Blue, White Chevrons, Yellow Sleeves And Seams On Cap

  • Owners

    D G Reynolds, J Carvill, J Stirk, Lower North Racing (Mgr: J R Nicholls), N A Taylor, Ms N Rantanen Reynolds, T M Pollock, T Kloeden, W A Turnbull, Ms C L Smith, M Carnell & Mrs C Bunker

  • Breeding info

    DAM: I'll Fly Away
    SIRE: Snitzel

  • Career

    5:1-1-0

  • 1st up

    2:0-0-0

  • 2nd up

    1:0-0-0

  • Track

    1:0-0-0

  • Dist

    2:1-0-0

  • Trk/Dst

    1:0-0-0

  • Firm

    0:0-0-0

  • Good

    4:1-0-0

  • Soft

    1:0-1-0

  • Heavy

    0:0-0-0

Recent form

Video Pos Venue Date Dist Cond Race Prize Jockey WT Bar RTG Result
7th / 9 MRPK 19/03/2022 1000 Good CL1 985 Paul Gatt 59 4 62
  • 1 Daring Move
  • 2 May's West
2nd / 8 MRPK 20/11/2021 1300 Soft 3YO BM62 7875 Todd Pannell 60 2 62
  • 1 Arran Bay
  • 3 Four Winds
1st / 11 MRPK 13/11/2021 1250 Good 3YO MDN-SW 21125 Todd Pannell 58 1 -
  • 2 Totally Discreet
  • 3 Night Cruiser
7th / 10 MORP 02/11/2021 1200 Good 3UP MDN-SW 825 Todd Pannell 57 3 -
  • 1 Journey To Petra
  • 2 Sipsmith
4th / 10 MRPK 23/10/2021 1000 Good 3YO MDN-SW 2125 Jason Holder 58 3 -
  • 1 Rastelli
  • 2 Totally Discreet